Welcome to my crib. I draw a lot and role play a lot so you're welcome to role play with me and more than welcome to send me any ask or message, I may seem like a horrible person but I can assure you I've probably got no problem with you, it's just the way my sense of humour is.
lucifer to my gabriel
did i ever tell you that time in high school when i was about to open the door to walk outside but the deputy headmaster opened it first and i nearly grabbed the deputy headmasters crotch until some random girl grabbed my hand and stopped me, to which the deputy replied with “Nearly”
Just look at Sam’s face.
He’s got that “I just discovered my parent’s have sex” face
if they dont play ‘year 3000’ at least once on the new year’s of 3000 i will literally rise out of my grave and set everyone on fire
And I’m ready to suffer and I’m ready to hope
It’s a shot in the dark and right at my throat (x)
How dare you call me a moody teenager. And how dare you pretend to be me and complain about college you ignorant prick, you don’t live here you only use my brother when your friends ignore you. You don’t know what I did today and you don’t know how I had to sit in a dark hospital room with a dying man who cant breathe speak or eat and be told that he probably wont make it till next week, how fucking dare you call me a moody fucking teenager you useless good for nothing hell belonging twat.
Welcome to America where everyone is equal except everyone
this is so accurate i want to cry
f is for friends who do stuff without you
u is for uninvited
c is for clinging onto hope that you wont keep getting forgotten
k is for krispy kreme yum
this is not what i wanted this post to turn out like
one time i got in the shower and came out and no one was home and the lights were off, my entire family went bowling and forgot about me
DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA
if its been 5 years and you’re still not over donna clap your hands
If you ever get sad just remember that Dean Winchester had a male siren, drunkenly flirted with a cute male cop, was visibly flustered around Dr. Sexy, blatantly checked out a sailor’s ass in 1944, got a boner for his best friend after he came out of the bathroom all spiffy and clean, and ran into a table after a cute boy hit on him.
And it’s all canon.
"No, it was him alright. But it was more than eight guys. More like 20. All except one guy, who he left alone."
y’all act like public schools are the worst but i went to a private school for nine months and at one point the boys discovered if you spray your nipple with deodorant for fifteen seconds and flick it then it comes off so they all started doing it and my friend walked into the changing room and got hit in the eye by a flying nipple
LESS HORRIFIED SCREAMS